Q.
What did the white wine lover do when she realized she'd
already tasted too much chablis?
A. She ordered a cab.
Q.
Why does Mrs. Santa enjoy the Christmas season so much?
A. Because it's the most wine-derful time of the year!
Q.
How does Mrs. Claus endure living at the North Pole?
A. She's enjoys living in a Wine-ter Wonderland!
Q.
Why is Mrs. Claus so jolly?
A. She jingles all the cabernet while Santa's on his sleigh!
Q.
What does Mrs. Claus say to Santa before he leaves for the
day?
A. Ho, ho, ho. Merlot Christmas!
A
woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a Double
Entendre. So, he gives it to her.
An
angel walks into a bar hoping to meet someone heavenly.
Fine
Wine Pick-Up Line: Hey baby,
Wow! And I thought my wine had nice legs! |
A
black widow drops into the bar. Bartender asks, "What's
your poison?"
A
guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if they serve
women in this bar. Bartender replies, "No, you have to bring
your own."
Q.
Which morning after vodka cocktail must you enjoy with a
close friend nearby?
A. A Buddy Mary.
A
nun walks into a bar with her clothes on inside out. When
the bartender asked her about it, she replied, "It's a bad
habit."
Q.
What's the difference between a stunning gown and a bottle
of Smirnoff?
A. The gown can make one girl look gorgeous, but vodka can
make all the ladies look Russian.
A
doctor, a nurse, and a mother walk into a bar. The doctor
says, "Give me a shot of Scotch." The nurse says, "Give
me a shot of Tequila." The mom says, "I don't do shots,"
and falls over dead from the measles.
Fine
Wine Pick-Up Line: Hey girl,
I've heard drinking wine makes me look sexy, so have another
bottle.
|
Q.
Why does the alcoholic Avon lady walk funny?
A. Because her lips stick.
A
hen walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve
chicken here, but there is a place across the road."
Q.
Which beer do the NY Rockettes and their fans prefer?
A. Heinie Can Can.
My
girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes
her look sexy ... so I got drunk.
A
woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency
to thank her.
W. C. Fields.
At
a cocktail party, one woman asked another, "Aren't you wearing
your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other woman
replied, "Yes, because I married the wrong man!"
Fine
Wine Pick-Up Line: Hey girl,
I've heard drinking wine makes me look sexy, so have another
bottle. |