Q.
How is a beer better than a woman?
A. Beers are always into football season!
Beer
Deep Thought of the Day: Never look at your beer as half
empty. Look at it as you're half way to your next beer.
Q.
Why is beer better than a woman?
A. Because. BEER!
Beer
Label Warning: Consuming too much beer may lead you to believe
you can sing, when you clearly cannot.
Money
can't buy happiness. Wrong! Yes it can, if it's used to
buy beer!
Beer
Marketing Fact of the Day: Beer makes you feel the way you
ought to feel without beer. |
Beer
Wisdom: I'd rather be full of beer than full of sh*t.
Q.
Why did the guy go to the brew pub to think before quitting
his job?
A. Because he needed to draft a letter of resignation...
Q.
What was the one-legged pirate's job at the brewery?
A. He was in charge of the hops.
Brewed
Point to Ponder: Beer runs. Does that count as exercise?
Q.
How does the great flavor get in beer?
A. It hops in there.
Beer
Point to Ponder: If you call your kids Lager and Guinness,
will your wife be Bitter?
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Reverse
Psychology Brew Pub Pick Up Line:
Take a pitcher. It'll last longer.
Q.
Why is beer better than a woman?
A. Beer doesn't ask silly questions!
A
gnome walks into the bar and orders a beer. Bartender says,
"Sorry, I can serve you. You're a little drunk."
Heady
Beer Point to Ponder: To some, it's just a six-pack. To
others, it's a support group!
Beer
Label Warning: Consuming too much beer may leave you wondering
what the hell happened to your bra and undies.
An
amnesiac walks into a brew pub. He asks the beer-tender,
"Do I come here often?" |