Q.
What do race horses eat?
A. Fast Food!
Q.
Where do horses go when they're sick?
A. To the horse-pital!
Q.
Why was the horse naked?
A. Because his jockey fell off.
Q.
What is the best kind of story to tell a runaway horse?
A. A Tale of Whoa!
Q.
Which spring time ailment do horses dread most?
A. Hay Fever! |
Q.
What did the mayonnaise say when somebody opened the fridge
door?
A. "Hey, close the door. I'm dressing!"
Q.
Why did the tomato and the corn fall in love?
A. He whispered sweet nothings into her ear.
Q.
Which will win the salad race: the lettuce, a faucet, or
a tomato?
A. The lettuce is a head, the faucet is still running, and
the tomato will eventually ketchup.
Q.
What did the salad say to the anchovie?
A. Lettuce be friends.
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Q.
What is a steak pun?
A. A medium where anything well done is rare!
Q.
Why are steaks so happy at barbeques?
A. They get to meet all their old flames.
Q.
Where do cows eat lunch?
A. The calf-eteria!
Q.
Why was the well-done steak's gossip so bad?
A. It wasn't juicy enough.
Q.
Which kind of humor leaves a beef steak cold?
A. Biting wit and gnawing puns! |