My
ex-girlfriend bet me that I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen the look on her face when I sped right
pasta!
Q.
How is pizza like sex?
A. Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.
Q.
Which pasta dish is poetically hellish?
A. Al Dente's Inferno.
Pizza
Pick-Up Line: Hey baby,
I'm available with or without sausage. |
Hulk's
legacy will become a pizza history!
Pizzeria
Fact of the Day: Seven days without pizza makes one weak!
Pizza
Pick-Up Line: Hey babe,
I'm just like Domino's. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the
next time it's free.
It
was a big pizza, but I did eat olive it!
Hot
Pizza puns are all about the delivery!
|
If
you have a pizza with a radius of Z and a thickness of A,
it's volume = Pi(Z•Z)A.
Cheesy
Humor of the Day: You wanna pizza me? At yeast
give me a chance to explain!
Q.
What is a pizza chef's favorite song?
A. Slice, Slice Baby.
Q.
What did the donut say to the pizza?
A. If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't hang around
this hole. |