Q.
What does an exhibitionist snake wear to the beach?
A. A Pythong!
Q.
What is a snake's favorite subject in school?
A. Hiss-tory!
Q.
What was the snake's best subject in school?
A. Math, because he was an adder.
Q.
What is it called when a rattlesnake can't produce venom?
A. E-reptile dysfunction!
Q.
What do you get when you cross a serpent with a tuba?
A. A snake in the brass.
Q.
How did the herpatologist's vet treat the sick snake?
A. With asp-irin.
Q.
Which medication does a lisping snake take before giving
a presentation?
A. Anti-hiss-tamines.
Q.
What do you call a scary snake invasion south of the Rio
Grande?
A. Hiss-panic.
Reptilian
Pick-Up Line: Hey Eve,
I hear you like big snakes? |
Q.
Where do the most ants live?
A. In Antlantic City.
Q.
What do you call a small female insect who can see the future?
A. Clair Voy Ant.
Q.
Why don't ants ever get sick?
A. Because they have anty bodies.
Q.
Why don't vampires like mosquitoes?
A. Too much competition!
Q.
What do you call a ladybug or a scarab that prefers to ascend
up steep surfaces?
A. An uphill beetle.
Q.
What do you call a homeless bug?
A. A Bum-blebee!
Q.
What do you call an insect that can't have too much sugar?
A. A Dia-beetle.
Q.
What do fireflies eat?
A. Light snacks.
Q.
What do termites call the wood on some dining furniture?
A. Table food.
Q.
Why couldn't the butterfly go to the dance?
A. Because it was a moth ball.
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Q.
What do you call an underwater social network?
A. Fishbook!
Q.
What do you call a fish who wears an ascot?
A. So fish-ticated!
Q.
Which fish is the best dressed?
A. The swordfish because they always look sharp!
Q.
What kind of fish could help you hear better?
A. A Herring Aid.
Q.
What's the best way to catch a fish?
A. Have someone throw it to you.
Q.
How does a fish access the World Wide Web?
A. It using the Net.
Q.
What did the sign at the flea market say to advertise free
low quality fish aquariums?
A. Tanks for Nothing.
Q.
What happened after Denver's Channel 9 hired a fishy tabloid
reporter to do human interest stories?
A. The station's ratings really tanked.
Fishy
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