Brewed
Up Slogan of the Day: Beer! Drink all you want, they'll
make more!
Every
loaf of bread is a tragic story of grains that could have
become beer, but did not.
Q.
What do crafty Denverites call a group of young kids dressed
like ghosts for Halloween?
A. A micro-boo-ery.
Q.
How is a beer better than a woman?
A. When you're through with one beer, the thought of another
doesn't make you sick.
Q.
Why is a beer better than religion?
A. Beer doesn't care how you have sex. |
Beer
is not a luxury; it is a time of day.
Q.
Which kind of beer does Homer Simpson order at Moe's?
A. DOH! Flanders Red Ale.
A
skunk ambles into Wynkoop Brewing Company in Denver and
asks the beer-tender, "Hey, where did everybody go?"
Q.
Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?
A. Hebrews.
Q.
Why is a beer better than religion?
A. Nobody has ever been crucified, burned at the stake,
or hanged due to which craft beer they drink.
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Q.
What do you call a man with a pint of Labatt on his head?
A. A taxi. Clearly, he's had too much to drink and is being
a nuisance.
Q.
At the craft beer pub in Breckenridge, Colorado what is
the drunk guy's favorite kind of skis?
A. Brewskies!
Q.
What is one difference between beer and women?
A. Beer makes you happy for nothing, and women make you
angry for nothing.
Q.
Why is a beer better than religion?
A. Beer has never caused a major war. |