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Day Jokes, Tuesday
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your way through biting Tooth's Day puns, Moos-Day humor, and Ewes Day
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Tuesday Jokes, Whose Day Humor, Tooth Day Puns
(Because Coos Day Jokes and
brutal Used Day Puns Could Never Be TOO Mainstream
On Two-fer Tuesday Night!) |
Warning:
Proceed with Caution! Moose Day jokes, catchy Tunes Day humor, and
jumpy Roos Day puns ahead.
| Day of the Week Jokes | Sunday
Jokes, Funday LOLs, Son Day Puns | Mon-Dane
Monday Jokes |
| Tuesday Jokes, Dudes Day LOLs, DOs Day
Puns | 2 | 3
| 4 | Wednesday
Jokes, Hump Day LOLs |
| Thursday Jokes and Thors Daze Humor
| Friday Jokes, Fri-Die Puns, TGIF Funs
| Friday the 13th |
| Saturday Jokes, Sought Her Day Puns, Sat
All Day LOLs | Caturday Puns |
Daily Pick-Up Lines |
Q.
What is the office kiss-up's most productive day of the
week?
A. Schmooze Day.
Q.
Which day of the week is the most inspiring for poets?
A. Muse Day. |
Q.
When is it the noisist at the Wisconsin dairy farm?
A. Moos Day moornings.
Q.
When is the Energizer bunny all hopped up?
A. Juice Day.
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Q.
When do guy gorillas like to hang out together?
A. Dudes Day.
Q.
What is the smelliest day of the week in the men's restroom?
A. Taco Toots Day. |
Q.
Which day do baad sheep stand-up comedians dread
most?
A. Boos Day.
Q.
Which day of the week keeps Sherlock Holmes occupied?
A. Clues Day. |
Q.
What is Count Dracula's favorite day of the week?
A. Tombs Day.
Q.
When will you find the best sale at the hardware store?
A. Screws Day |
Q.
Which day of the week is your proctologist's favorite?
A. Poos Day.
Q.
When do a litter of little kittens learn how to talk?
A. On Mews Day. |
Q.
When do egotists enjoy blowing their own horns?
A. Toots Day.
Q.
When do sailors get some time off for shore leave?
A. Crews Days. |
Q.
When is a hopped-up kangaroo's favorite day to party?
A. Booze Day.
Q.
Which day of the week is a total waste at the drug
rehab center?
A. Use Day. |
Q.
When does the brass band like to get together to celebrate?
A. Tubas Day.
Q.
Which day of the week do firecrackers anticipate?
A. Fuse Day. |
Q.
Which day of the week keeps horses on their toes?
A. Shoes Day.
Q.
Which day of the week keeps podiatrists the busiest?
A. Toes Day. |
Q.
Which day of the week is best for sleeping in late?
A. Snooze Day.
Q.
Which day of the week was most inspirational for Levi Straus?
A. Blues Day. |
Q.
Which day of the week is very annoying to stray cats?
A. Shoos Day.
Q.
Which day does your hair stylist look forward to every week?
A. DOs Day. |
Q.
When do wolves enjoy carousing around town?
A. On Cruise Days.
Q.
Which day of the week is brutal for circuit breakers?
A. Fuse Day. |
Q.
Which day of the week keeps ghosts the busiest?
A. Boos Day.
Q.
Which day do pool sharks look forward to all week long?
A. Cues Day. |
Q.
What do you call a really bad day at the casino?
A. Lose Day.
Q.
When does the redneck restaurant serve its famous rabbit
dish?
A. Stews Day. |
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Daily
Jokes | Sunny Sunday Puns | 2
| 3 | 4 |
5 | 6 | Mundane
Monday Jokes | 2 | 3
| 4 | 5 |
| Tuesday | 2
| 3 | 4
| Wednesday Jokes, Hump Day Humor |
2 | 3
| 4 | Thursday
Laughs | 2 | 3
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Friday Fun | 2
| 3 | 4 |
5 | Friday 13th
| Saturday Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| Caturday | Daily
Pick-Ups |
| Seasonal Holiday Jokes | 2
| 3 | 4
| Happy Birthday Party Humor | Gnome
Holiday Party Jokes |
| Party Jokes, Celebration Humor, Shindig
Puns | Holiday Food Jokes |
Holiday Drnking Jokes |
| Valentine's Day Jokes |
VD Day Pick-Up Lines | St.
Patrick's Day Puns | Spring Holidays
Jokes |
| Happy 420 Jokes | Party
Animal Puns | Hot Summer Holiday
Jokes | Autumn and Fall Puns
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| Halloween Puns |
Halloween Treats | Spooky Come-Ons
| Thanksgiving Jokes | Winter
Holiday |
| Christmas Jokes | Santa
Claus Jokes | Christmas Food
Jokes | Elf LOLs | Xmas
Chat Up Lines |
| Xmas Music | Christmas
Animal Jokes | New Year's Jokes
| Winter Humor | Winter
Hookups |
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