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Funny Phone Jokes, Mobile Puns, Telecom Humor
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Telephone
Jokes, Cell Phone Humor, Phony Puns
(Because
Smart Phone Jokes Couldn't Be TOO Mainstream When
You're on Hold or Looking for a Phone Booth?) |
Warning:
Answer with Caution! Retro telephone jokes, ringing phone puns,
and lots of wrong numbers ahead.
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| High Tech Gadget Jokes | Computer
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| Internet Jokes, Web Puns, Net Humor
| Social Media Jokes, Twitter Jokes,
Facebook Puns |
| Battery Jokes and Fully Charged Puns
| Electric Humor, Powerful Puns, Shocking
Jokes |
Q.
How can you tell a bee is on the phone?
A. You get a buzzy signal.
Q.
What do you get if you cross scissors with a phone?
A. Snippy answers!
Q.
Why couldn't the naked guy get cell phone service?
A. No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service...
High
Tech Point to Ponder: If today's smart phones have a million
times the power of the computers that sent Apollo to the
moon, can you brag that you have a rocket in your pocket?
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Q.
Why did the blonde guys stop fishing for phones?
A. Because they always ring off their hooks.
Q.
When won't your phone work under water?
A. When it's wringing wet!
Q.
How is a phone like a dirty bathtub?
A. Both have rings.
Q.
Why did the blonde, who slept with her cell phone under
her pillow, wake up with a $10 bill there instead?
A. She was visited by the Bluetooth Fairy!
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Did
you hear about the couple who got married under a cell tower?
The wedding was okay, but the reception was terrific!
Q.
What does a cat with Verizon cell service say?
A. Can you hear meow?
When
pesky telemarketers call, just hand the phone to your three-year-old
and tell her it's Santa!
Q.
Why did the garden gnome set his phone's ringer to vibrate?
A. He was afraid a ring tone would blow his cover. |
Q. What do you get if you cross a phone and a night crawler?
A. Ringworm!
Q.
How does a football player make calls?
A. On his touchdown phone.
Q.
What happened to the thug who beat up some guy with his
dead cell phone?
A. He was charged with battery. |
Chuck
Norris didn't dial the wrong number, you picked up the wrong
phone!
Q.
What did voice mail say to the phone?
A. Take my word for it!
Pick-Up
Batman Line: Hey big guy, is that the Batphone in your pocket,
or are you just happy to see me?
Q.
Why did Robin pick up the Batphone?
A. Because it bat-a-rang.
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Q.
What do you get if you cross a phone with mouthwash?
A. A telescope!
Telephone
rings. Caller: "Hello, is this 555-5555?" "Why
yes it is," came the reply. Caller: "Would you
please call 911 for me? I've superglued my finger to the
5 button!"
Q.
Where do phones like to go on vacation?
A. The Great Call of China. |
Well,
if I called the wrong number, why did YOU answer
the phone?
Q.
Which kind of phone makes the coolest music?
A. A saxophone!
Did
you hear about the guy who deleted all the Germanic names
off his mobile phone? Now, it's a Hans-Free device. |
Q.
Which animals spend the most time on the phone?
A. Yakkity Yaks.
A
blonde got a new cell phone from her hubbie. Next day she
went shopping and her phone rang. Her husband asked, "How's
your new phone?" She replied, "Great, but how'd
you know I was at Wal-Mart?"
Q.
How does a skeleton call its friends?
A. On its tele-bone.
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Q.
What asks no questions, yet demands an answer?
A. Your phone!
Blonde
Technology Point to Ponder: The new iPhone uses facial recognition
to unlock it, so can I still use it after I take my makeup
off?
Q.
What do you get if you cross a ring-tone and retro jeans?
A. Bell Bottoms! |
Telecommunications
Point to Ponder: If a ban was put on all phone calls to
the Middle East, would that be a teleban?
Q.
What do convicts use to call each other?
A. Cell phones.
A
guy saw another guy texting and driving. The first guy guy
so mad, that he threw his beer at Tex. |
Q.
What do you call the music you get while on hold?
A. Symphonies.
Retro
Cell Phone Laughs: Life was so much easier when Apple and
Blackberry were just fruits.
Q.
What does it sound like when a colorful telephone answers?
A. Green, Green. Yellow?
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Q.
What do you get if you cross a rooster and a phone?
A. A wake up call.
Q.
Why did the chicken walk on the phone wires?
A. She wanted to lay it on the line.
Did
you see the latest Tweet about the telephone pole on Colorado
Blvd. being replaced? It was a repost. |
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Cell Phone Jokes and Smart Phone Puns
| Funny Phone Jokes and Telephone Pole Puns
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| High Tech Gadget Jokes | Computer
Jokes, Laptop Laughs, 404 PC Puns | 1
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Internet Jokes, Web Puns | Online
Dating | Social Media Jokes, Twitter
Jokes, Facebook Puns |
| Battery Jokes and Fully Charged Puns
| Electric Humor, Powerful Puns, Shocking
Jokes |
| Engineering Jokes, Genius Puns, Innovative
Invention Humor | Renewable Energy
Jokes |
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Humor | Mars Rover Jokes | Robot
Pick-Up Lines |
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Light Bulb Jokes | 2 | 3
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| 10 | Light
Bulb Zodiac Riddles |
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